"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
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ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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