I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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