If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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