Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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