love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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