No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Randomize
