I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
try to milk me bitch
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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