Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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