I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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