1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
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I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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