That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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