you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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