She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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