I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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