: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I supernannyed him into submission
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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