hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Help. Why am I so naked?
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