Dual....:-)
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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