I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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