i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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