you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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