Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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