Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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