I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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