he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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