I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
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We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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