I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
