Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
it glows. i had to have it.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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