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forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

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my version of bright and sunny.

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(323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell (310): my version of bright and sunny. http://tfl.nu/6mbu

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u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.

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(310): u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened. http://tfl.nu/5zha

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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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(614): Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning. http://tfl.nu/bnwl

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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.

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(714): Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex. http://tfl.nu/8q2z

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(563): View more from Iowa

If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?

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(563): If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from? http://tfl.nu/xs7j

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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere

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(+61): We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere http://tfl.nu/ed23

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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?

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(225): Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday? http://tfl.nu/4464

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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.

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(306): I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards. http://tfl.nu/0ymc

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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.

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(307): I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it. http://tfl.nu/zamd

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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone

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(262): put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone http://tfl.nu/kic6

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FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack

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(307): FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack http://tfl.nu/bu27

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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.

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(410): Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times. http://tfl.nu/siml

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Somehow he made it really romantic

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He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.

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(541): Somehow he made it really romantic (503): He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me. http://tfl.nu/2g7n

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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.

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(520): We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me. http://tfl.nu/rcmo

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In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month

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(773): In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month http://tfl.nu/vo21

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