On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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