Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
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This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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