it's too hot outside to masturbate.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Enjoy the penises
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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