there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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