But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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