I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
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My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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