did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize