There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
What a dumb baby whore.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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