trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I know her cup size but not her name....
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