i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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