He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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