I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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