How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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