Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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