wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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