I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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