the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
