I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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