Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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