I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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