Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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