we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Randomize
