hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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