: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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