he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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