Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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